expertcosmotips:

galaxy—girl:

trenchgun:

sex playlist:

• german naruto opening
• *shinji screaming*
• stock sound effect of an elephant
• rockstar by nickleback
• “anime” by soulja boy
• a 6 year old boy making fart noises
• monks chanting
• obama

I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome

(via fishysalsa)

listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire

(via ramennooodles)